Posted 1 year ago

Real talk nigga real talk

Posted 1 year ago
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Posted 1 year ago

So this happened…

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

undeniabledaddy:

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And me being me I couldn’t help myself and…

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Pardon me while I piss myself laughing. Oh, and this happened also…

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Funny how quick a feminist resorts to advocating violence.

Here’s the twat in question.

Boo!

*reports for harassment*

I swear to every god… kids these days.

tumblrfems need to just leave the internet if this is how they’re gonna act.

Posted 1 year ago

fucknointernetignorance:

I can’t wait for an SJW to flip out over someone who isn’t American not knowing what today is.
-Kevin

Bet many of them didn’t know Canada Day was 3 days ago.

Posted 1 year ago
  1. americans on tumblr 99% of the time: oh my god i wish i was british! you have an accent? i wish i had an accent! i want to be british and have an accent oh my god!
  2. americans on tumblr on july 4th: FUCK YEAH 'MERICA FUCK YEAH INDEPENDANCE HELL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT WHAT WE DUMPED YOUR TEA IN THE HARBOR WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON US WOOO USA USA USA USA
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago

mawile:

painted a thing
you can see the full image 
here

Posted 1 year ago

princessfuckingprivilege:

Ponify win!

I LOVE HOW ACCURATE IT IS 

-PFP

Can be applied to ever SJW/radfem

Posted 1 year ago

The seemingly current state of feminism

  1. FEMINIST: I demand equality.
  2. MAN: Okay.
  3. FEMINIST: Harvard must go coed, not Wellesley.
  4. MAN: Okay.
  5. FEMINIST: And circumcised girls must be called "genitally mutilated," while circumcised boys remain..."normal."
  6. MAN: Okay.
  7. FEMINIST: After sex, I get three choices (birth, abortion, or adoption). You get none.
  8. MAN: Okay
  9. FEMINIST: I can kill your child, or make you pay for 25 years, or give it away.
  10. MAN: Okay
  11. FEMINIST: I can join the army and never fight.
  12. MAN: Okay
  13. FEMINIST: I can wear what I want, but you can't look at what you want.
  14. MAN: Okay
  15. FEMINIST: I'm rough and tough, but can sue for name-calling.
  16. MAN: Okay
  17. FEMINIST: I can come in 70th in a Marathon and still get first-place prizes.[FoxNews: Catherine Ndereba of Kenya won the Boston Marathon (search) for the third time Monday, her 16-second margin of victory tying for the smallest in women's race history. — Well, that wasn't hard at all. Women got a half-hour head start. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,117526,00.html)]
  18. [Catherine Ndereba, the top female finisher (13th overall), and Timothy Cherigat (1st overall), the top male finisher, each got $80,000. I can’t find the prize amount for those placing 2nd through 12th.(http: //www.news.mensactivism.org//article.pl?sid=04/04/20/1540257&mode=threaded)]
  19. MAN: Okay
  20. FEMINIST: I want to technically make divorce no-fault...
  21. MAN: Okay.
  22. FEMINIST: ...but actually blame you.
  23. MAN: Okay.
  24. FEMINIST: I want all the benefits of marriage post-divorce, not the burdens. You must keep all burdens and lose all benefits.
  25. MAN: Okay.
  26. FEMINIST: If I say you made booga-booga eyes at me, I get to call the cops and have you arrested.
  27. MAN: Okay.
  28. FEMINIST: Arrested, you become a "batterer" and I can kick you out of our home. I also get temporary custody of your kids.
  29. MAN: Okay.
  30. FEMINIST: If I have a restraining order, and you call me, I can call it "stalking." You'll be jailed.
  31. MAN: Okay.
  32. FEMINIST: At permanent custody hearings, I can bring up your "abuse" record and keep the kids, car, cash, and castle.
  33. MAN: Okay.
  34. FEMINIST: I can kill you and say you provoked me. You can't lay a hand on me since "There's NEVER an excuse to hit a woman."
  35. MAN: Okay.
  36. FEMINIST: Men who beat women will suffer harsh Federal punishments and public censure. Women — who start better than half of all domestic fights with men and cause most abuse/neglect of children and the elderly — will be called "nurturers" and "care-givers."
  37. MAN: Okay.
  38. FEMINIST: Divorce will cost you big bucks. I'll get free help from the state, and wimmin's advocates, and even make you pay my legal bills.
  39. MAN: Okay.
  40. FEMINIST: I get the kids, 'cuz I spent more time raising them. You don't keep the cash, though you spent more time earning it.
  41. MAN: Okay.
  42. FEMINIST: I'm a mommy, you're a money-mule.
  43. MAN: Okay.
  44. FEMINIST: I get to go back to school, or stay at home. You must work.
  45. MAN: Okay.
  46. FEMINIST: I get to track your earnings. You can't track my parenting. In fact, you can't see your kids school records without my say-so.
  47. MAN: Okay.
  48. FEMINIST: You must make up for my lost career momentum. I don't have to make up for your lost time with the kids.
  49. MAN: Okay.
  50. FEMINIST: You have to pay child-support (CS) to me. I don't have to tell you how I spend it or if I use it on myself.
  51. MAN: Okay.
  52. FEMINIST: Your CS orders will be higher than if we were still married, being based on Lenore [Weitzman's] cooked statistics.
  53. MAN: Okay.
  54. FEMINIST: I get to have "space" and to "find" myself. Judges will make you stay at lousy jobs.
  55. MAN: Okay.
  56. FEMINIST: I get 25 per cent of your gross income for Jimmy. Make more, I get more.
  57. MAN: Okay.
  58. FEMINIST: After divorce, I can "train" or go to college instead of getting a job. You have to work.
  59. MAN: Okay.
  60. FEMINIST: I get to move the kids out of state without your permission. You can't budge without mine.
  61. MAN: Okay.
  62. FEMINIST: "Family" now means "women and children."
  63. MAN: Okay.
  64. FEMINIST: Birthing slatterns will now be called "single mommies," their chosen sex partners "predators."
  65. MAN: Okay.
  66. FEMINIST: States and feds will enforce my child-support rights - for free. You must pay to " try" to enforce your visitation rights.
  67. MAN: Okay.
  68. FEMINIST: I don't have to make up denied visitation to you. You must pay all missed CS payments to me, with interest.
  69. MAN: Okay.
  70. FEMINIST: I can call you a "deadbeat dad." You can't call me a "welfare queen."
  71. MAN: Okay.
  72. FEMINIST: Welfare mothers can't be forced to name abusive fathers since ALL fathers are now "abusive."
  73. MAN: Okay.
  74. FEMINIST: The tax office can dog you on the Internet for CS. My privacy is sacred, my rights endless.
  75. MAN: Okay.
  76. FEMINIST: CS agents can hunt you like a fugitive slave, making you register with employers like an apartheid black.
  77. MAN: Okay.
  78. FEMINIST: Whales matter now, not males.
  79. MAN: Okay.
  80. FEMINIST: In cultural coin tosses, it's "heads I win, tails you lose."
  81. MAN: Okay.
  82. FEMINIST: I can keep expanding my perks and punishing you.
  83. MAN: Okay.
  84. FEMINIST: If you want me to bobbittize you, say "Okay."
  85. MAN: Okay.